Keyboard challenged….

Okay, so randomly this afternoon while working on my blog my keyboard started typing random letters when I hit them. I realized that no matter what I typed my keyboard was going through the numbers and letters in the order they were on the keyboard! Needless to say, I was done blogging. I came back an hour later and all seemed to be well. Until I tried to type the word “get” in a post to my cousin. The “g” kept typing the letter “a” so I changed the word to “receive” and wouldn’t you know, the “v” was also typing as “a”. The only other word I could think of to put there was “have” so I gave up. I then typed a stupid status on FB telling everyone that my keyboard was crazy.

Christy has a stupid keyboard. This mornina it started replacina random letters and numbers with the letter a. Riaht now, it's the letter a Awhich is the letter after f)...oh, and I auess the left parenthesis is now a Capital AA....and the exclimation mark...Auess I won't be typina much more todayA

I then decided to go into more detail here on my blog because most of my keyboard, at this point, was just typing the letter a and I was having to be very creative in my writing to get my point across without using words that used the crazy letters. So, I go to my blog all excited to at least get a humorous post out of this and……….it suddenly works just fine.

My computer is no fun at all.

(So I just go to Google a picture of a keyboard laughing and it types, “keyboard lauahina”…..and Google’s like – Did you mean “keyboard lahaina”? – apparently my keyboard only works when I’m writing my blog about it not working…..and people tell me I’m only imagining that there’s a evil plot against me…..) Oh, letters G, J, Q, and V, and numbers 1 and 9, why have you turned against me?

I’m not bitter…..

(Okay, so AGAIN I try something and I pull up the on-screen keyboard from the computer help so I can type and as a final joke my computer will let my open and see it but as soon as I put my mouse over it…..it downsizes….seriously? I think God’s telling me to go outside….I better RUN.)