"Oh Yippee!! It's an email from Christy!...Well, that's weird....the subject is "Is your coffee table decaff?....That girl is a strange one...."
You may think it's SPAM, or maybe you just think I'm a little off my rocker, or you may just know that I L.O.V.E. my Subject-O-Matique from Yahoo!! I've been using Yahoo! for my email for over 10 years now and it's not just because they paid me for my Yodeling! It's because they're cool like that!
Ever been writing an email and stared at the subject line for a moment or two before just typing in "Hey!". Boorriinngg. So, now when that moment arrives you can simply click on the subject button (highlighted in blue above and found only in Yahoo Mail Beta) and Yahoo's Subject-O-Matique will randomly generate an interesting and thought provoking Subject line!! Here are a few of my favorites.....
Jeremy! What have I told you about the correct way to butter crumpets?
If you don't tell lies, at least you don't have to remember what you have said.
Cannibals are what they eat
You! Off my planet!
he who laughs last always has the last laugh
take this pen and remember to turn on your windshield wipers
re: please don't call me a chinchilla
I'm going through a shrinking spurt
Anachronistic Antidisestablishmentarianism: A Case Study
Hazards of storing plutonium in Tupperware
The puppet show has been cancelled. Ciao.
Sorry I missed you. Stand still next time.
Do you suffer from uncontrollable falling down?
If I hop in the shower, am I turning into a rabbit?
I served in the military under General Apathy
My mono isn't getting better...it could turn into stereo
It's not you, it's me. I don't like you.
You ATE the grand panjandrum's booties?
My hobby is collecting dust
I'm NOT fat...that's my money belt
There are eels in my hovercraft
Vacation? I'm leaning towards Pisa
I hate eating breakfast on an empty stomach
The list goes on and on and on....so, if you get an email from me and you think I've gone a bit loopy....just remember...I love my Subject-O-Matique!!
2 comments:
Well I would LOVE this....but I can't find the subject-o-matic button...how do you get one? Maybe they just like you best :)
If you don’t get an e-mail
That used her Subject-O-Matique
Then maybe check your “junk” box
‘Cause it might be so unique…
That when SPAM filters read it
And they try to sort it out
They send it to the inbox where
Things go that are in doubt.
But if, per chance, it makes it through
With thoughts that seem so twisty
When you’re done laughing you might send
A thank-you to our Christy.
Thank you for keeping us so entertained!
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