The Height of our Rebelliousness.........

WARNING: 

If you don't like to hear/laugh about the word "backside" (and the like)...this post may not be for you....

(FFM has already decided not to read it but laughed when I told her what it was about & was glad we siblings have each other....)

Don't worry too much...we are all good Mormon children so our "bad" is the next guys children's show....

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* Okay, if you're still reading then I'm going to assume that you are going to take full responsibility for if you laugh or not....I laughed...and laughed...and laughed...but that's just me.

The story:  Recently my brother Jason posted several pictures of himself and friends playing in a local waterfall.  I skimmed through them, laughed a bit, but moved on.  Then, one day on Facebook, I got a little note that my brother, Jymn had commented on a particular photo.  It was hilarious!  There was no going back after that.....so, here, with disclaimer above, are the comments that ensued.  We're a funny family....but we were raised to not use such words as are below so we were all feeling a bit rebellious using our punning talents in such a way.  Then...they decided that if we were going down they were gonna throw me under the bus....so here I am...taking them all with me!!  Mwahahahaha!

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A Facebook Exchange....

 In this photo: Jason                                                       From the album: "Camping" by Jason

Jymn

Why are you so "bummed out"?

Christy

Maybe because it seems he's lagging a "little behind"!

Christy

This is a "bootie-full" picture....is this the "back side" of the falls?

 Jason

looks like your sack of jokes is "bottomless"...you too 'crack' me up

 Tamara

I think maybe he's looking for lost pirate's "booty"--just remember Jason, if they come after you once you find it, always turn the other "cheek"!

 Jymn

We are awesome.

 Tamara

Yes--in "hind sight"--I have to agree. Now perhaps Jason would prefer we send this joke to the "rear".

Christy

It's a shame that everyone won't find this as funny as we do "butt" I'll just tell them it was a "Full Moon" and we couldn't help ourselves! Don't worry, though, I think we've reached the "tail end" of these jokes!!

Christy

Ryan says: ....Bummer.

Jymn

If he drank milk, and tooted, would that be considered "Dairy Air"?

Christy

Ha ha! I was thinking he'd been down quite a while and might need to come up for some of that "derrière"!...Come to think of it, he has been down quite a long time...do you think he may have "bedonkadonk"ed his head on the "bottom"?

Christy

These comments are "Fanny-tastic"!!!

 Jason

This is why i have to tell everyone my family is 'special'

Jymn

This reminds me of a fairy "Tail". Was it "Rump - elstilt - Skin"? I think maybe in Jason's case, it's becoming more like Hansel and "Re-gretel".

 Jason

what's funny is that my notifications show you made 3 comments, yet I only see one... that must mean it took you only 3 tries to write one sentence... We're all so proud of how you're improving Jymn :-P

 Christy

I love my family...and I mean that from the "bottom" of my heart!!

 Jymn

I misspelled. Then I recapitalized. Then I realized "tail" should be noted. ........ Tushy Tushy!

Christy

I've been waiting for that one!!! HA HA HA HA HA!

 Tamara

I love you guys. And we are special!!

Jymn

I realized that any proper Facebook comment contains two key elements. First, some rib cracking comical content, and second, pride producing picture perfect presentation! Christy, Tammy and I provided the comical content, and we have Jason to thank for providing the awe inspiring "presentation"! You would be hard pressed to find a better example of team work anywhere on Facebook! Great job team!

Jymn

I'm no doctor, but would this be considered "breech"?

 Tamara

Ok--seriously Jymn--that last one made me laugh VERY loudly out loud!

Christy

...can't...stop....laughing....crying...laughing...

 Christy

Okay, this has truly been the funniest conversation EVER and I'm so trying to figure out how to blog it without offending a certain Female family member....maybe just a good disclaimer at the top?

Jason

The "END"

Tamara

That's brilliant Jason. And technically I shouldn't comment after "the end" , but I just have to mention, this has been "buns" of fun and if this is the height of our "rebelliousness", she should be proud. (After all Christy, we're safe--YOU're the one that said "butt"!!) lol

Jymn

Ha ha! Christy's in trouble!!

Christy

Dang it! Jymn started it...and the first time I wrote that I didn't highlight it but since it was there already....besides, you don't think booty, cheek, toot, rump & tushy tushy are going to make her make a face just as bad??!! I think we're ALL in trouble equally, Jymn mostly because he's the one who's mind went there in the first place. (What's really funny is that as adults we're all concerned about what Female Family Member is going to think when she reads this!)....You guys better not turn on me....I know where you live.