Life with the Schnegel-kins: Yet another FB conversation I didn’t want you to miss…

	Jymn to Tam on 15 March at 20:54 · Happy Birthday! I wanted to be the first to wish you happy birthday. So if you don't get a call in a month and two days, you'll know why. Hope it's the best day ever!! (This post was actually made by my brother 2 months and 3 days before my sister’s birthday.)
	Tamara -- You're the funniest big brother I've ever had!! 16 March at 00:34
	Jymn -- I'm also the richest, poorest, tallest, shortest, skinniest, fattest, goodest, baddest, strongest, weakest, nicest, meanest, ugliest, hottest, lyingest, honest, fastest, slowest, loser, well-knownest, oh and ONLY big brother you will EVER have! (that is unless Christy decides to make some poor decisions .... Chris Tee? .... That's just creepy) . “I Pity the Fool!!!” Wednesday at 11:28 · Like · 1
	Tamara -- I just laughed out loud....and louder.....and a little bit more.....still chuckling....Jimmy Face! How cuz you so funny to me? Chris Tee?? Really? Did you see this @Christy? (Sorry Jim....too good not to share! LoL)
	Tamara -- OH and thanks for being the first to wish me a Happy Birthday! :)
	Christy -- Really?? Why couldn't it be your bad decisions, Miss Jamie Altina?
	Christy -- Jymina....such a beautiful name...
	Tamara -- Oooooo---I like it! Jymn if you guys have any more girls.......
	Tamara -- lol
	Christy -- Or you could come make some pancakes for my kids, Aunt Jymima... Like · 1
	Tamara -- <crying....laughing....>
	Tamara -- I hope this makes the blog
	Christy -- Lol...I made myself laugh...
	Jymn -- Haha, I should have named one of my girls that!
	Christy -- Definitely blog worthy....I'll need to morph some photos to go with it...
	Tamara -- Creepy!!...i can't wait...... Unlike · 1
	Jymn -- First off, don't you need permission from all involved parties before you can legally blog something? Second, Chris Tee! Ah ha ha ha! ..... .... *sniff .... .... Christy's was funnier. Dang it. And third, happy birthday Christy! I'm the first! :-)
	Tamara -- DAAAANGGG IT!!!
	Christy -- And it's Jymiesha for the win!!...(Quit trying to be funnier than me! I may just have to tag @Jason in this if you don't quit.)
	Tamara -- Oh and I love that you're more worried that she have permission to blog about this post and not that she needs permission to warp your likeness into a woman.
	Tamara -- Oh wait. I saw that picture of you and Shelby already--now THAT was creepy! And awesome.
	Jymn -- Thank you for confirming that simple alterations would not make me a women but it would take the entire supernatural super computer power of a WARP to even create a even a slight likeness!
	Jymn -- Being it on Jason! Tushy tushy!
	Tamara -- There's a lot of "supers" and "evens" in this post. I'm still trying to figure out what you just said. So instead of dwelling on that--HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!! I'm the first!!!
	Tamara -- Ya Jason!! Being it on! Being it on today my birthday!
	Jymn -- Christy, if you decide to blog this without my permission can you fix the things I say so they make sense please? Tammy, can you teach me all of your linking peoples names to your Facebook post witchery so that I can get even with you? Jason, did you know that will you and I are both bigger than Tammy and that she said that I am her favorite big brother? I'm just saying.
	Tamara -- PS Jymn I love you SO much and we're gonna come see you (if I'm still welcome...) ♥ ♥
	Tamara -- Oh. And "will you and I are both bigger" doesn't make sense either. I'm just sayin'.....
	Jymn -- You're more than welcome birthday girl. Maybe you can come when Ryan is here! Or sooner.
	Jymn -- I'm using the voice to text feature on my iPhone and it does not always get the words correct but know this, I speak plenty good English.
	Tamara -- It's ok Jimmy Boy!! Hooookeeeed on pahonikes werkeed for MAH too! (I'm just jealous of your super cool phone--I can barely text!And if I mess up I sure as heck ain't gonna backspace all the way to the top to fix it!!)
	Jymn -- Happy 40th birthday Adam. FIRST!!
	Tamara -- Ok. You win! Hands down.
	Jymn -- If you didn't want to post anymore just say so.
	Christy -- You mean "Happy 40th birthday, @Adam." (which, technically makes ME first, muahahaha) oh and we should add @Jessica in for good measure.
	Tamara -- Jymina--I have a gift for you. Yesterday I was at a singing gig and the guy I was sharing the microphone with lowered it WAY down for me and laughed and said, "That wasn't a short joke." I looked square at him with a straight face and said, "That's ok. You know God only lets things grow until their perfect. You really ARE a lot taller than me." Bwwwahahahahaaa!! Dude, I'm funny. Like · 1
	Tamara -- You know I'm disappointed this is how it ended. If you guys didn't like me joke you could just SAY so...
	Jymn -- Oh I liked your jokes alright! In fact, I've been laughing the entire time and haven't stopped since your last post! Just laughing and laughing! He he he, still laughing! Okay, deep breath. Schwoo, I'm okay now. Now, what were you saying?
	Christy -- You are funny, Tammy! In fact, i almost used your joke today when Dade was cracking on Corben's height and then I realized it didn't quite work in that situation...
	Christy -- PS I had to stop being funny because it was time to be mom again. I'll be funny again later after the kids are in bed.
	Jymn What I learned: 1. The voice to text function on the latest iPhone 4s is not all that great and makes you look like you have the worstest English alive. 2. My sisters STILL team up on me and make me feel bad. Bad for them. 3. Neither Jason or Adam check their facebook accounts as often as the cooler 60% do. 4. The iPhone version of Facebook does not allow, far as I see, for me to edit a post after it is sent. That stinks. 5. My name makes some pretty cool lady names. 6. Chris Tina is still just freaky. Uhgh, I for the bad chills again. 7. I love my family :-)
	Tamara -- You guys are the coolest!! Thanks for the great laugh today!! It made my whole day! so glad I got to be borned into the same family with you crazies!! Chris and Jymiena--best big brother and sister I've EVER had!! ;) Like · 1
	Mom -- You guys make me smile :-D Warning: I suggested to Chris Tee that she go with me to Improv classes...then we'll be certifiably funny!! Like · 1
	Christy -- Jymika, I had a small tinge of guilt until I remembered you started it. And if you felt ganged up on, consider it a compliment that we're intimidated by your funny. (just consider it, don't convince yourself because even though you're pretty funny, we all have our moments) I love my awesome family and kudos to Jymn for planning this joke over a month in advance! Like · 2
	Jason ‎...Jymn did not learn the true meaning behind this post... What we all should have learned... First: Jymn has an undiagnosed split personality complex. Second: Wishing someone Happy Birthday, as long as you do it first, no matter the date…officially makes you win. Third: Jymn’s future daughters will probably legally change their name when they turn 18. Forth: Christy’s, Aunt Jymima comment was tops. Fifth: Something is not officially documented as cool…until it is posted on Christy’s blog. Sixth: Jymn has worked in the courts too long…demanding legal action on everything. Seventh: Jymn forgot that “Tushy Tushy” makes Adam bust out laughing…not me. Eighth: No one in our family really remembers the actual date of anyone else’s birthday. Ninth: Jymn’s schooling degree does not apply to phones and social media. Tenth: Brian Regan is awesome. Eleventh: We’ve all given up on the Jymn short jokes. Twelfth: Tammy sometimes speaks with an Irish accent, “If you guys didn’t like me joke…” Thirteenth: Our family is AMAZING! Like · 1
	Jason -- and Fourteenth: My post was longest.... I WIN!!!!
	Jymn -- Jason, I agree with everything you said. Except for the "tushy tushy" thing. I remember the picture clearly. Too clearly really. Do you remember? If not, I'll be "bummed". This explains why the word "war" is in our last name. Have a great night! Unlike · 2
	Christy -- Jymn wins!
	Christy -- PS. WAR = We Are Related :)
	Cassie -- ‎...what did I get myself into a year ago... Unlike · 2
	Jymn -- I was thinking the "R" was for something else. That being said, I don't think any of us could be classified as being handicapped. Legally. Like · 1
	Christy -- Jymn, mom says not to call us that...we're SPECIAL!! Like · 1
	Jymn -- Lol!