Saturday, August 17, 2013

Hacked…a FB conversation my sister had with herself…;D

So, some of you may know that my sister, Tam, is the amazing author of a certain Ranch website where she not only keeps guests up to date on the happenings around the ranch but fills each post with gorgeous, unbelievable photos and a ton of great laughs. I admire her work… (disclaimer – the photo in this post is NOT the original photo posted…just a younger version of the photo…ish…)

Me Your ranch blogs are beyond amazing. Boot leggers?! White guy?! Seriously...you're killing me. Add your amazing photo skills and I have no words. You rock.
Tam THank you for catching my jokes. Sometimes I wanna tap the mic and say "Can you hear me now?"...lol. Not sure if I"m funny or just weird "why would we want to go to THAT crazy place???" kind of funny. Love you!
Me No...I actually get jealous at how funny you are. Though if you tell anyone I'll deny it and say you broke into my FB and wrote this to yourself. :D

And then wrote that to make it look like it was me saying it was you pretending to be me

And that too

tap tap...can you hear me now?
Tam

Bwaaahahahaha. Dude you're funny.

lol that was funny too

and that part also

in addition too

the other funny.

Me see...I even had to steal your funny at the end...(even though we know this is you writing this on my wall to make it seem like it's me)
Tam

in addition TO

man I"m funny writing all this TOO myself

also

Me SEe you're even so funny you don't need my funny...you crack yourself up
Tam this is true.
Me

(That's so something you would say to make you look good)

If this was you writing on my wall which it is

Tam

I'm just adding you to make you feel good. Or make myself feel good about writing this on your wall. Whatever you like.

Me Either works. :D
Tam

Are you gonna blog this conversation I am having with me?

Because I think I would need to sign a waiver

Since it's all about me

Me Probably....not....since it would be something you would do to PROVE I said you were funnier (though just on your blog)
Tam Oh good then I can blog it. And be funny. Again. All alone.
Me DAng it.
Tam Without giving you credit.
Me Meh.
Tam

That's funny.

Me

How evil is That??!! Now I have to own up to it just so I can be funny a little!! You are twisted.

I'm never complimenting you again.

Tam Oh DON'T try and steal my funny now! It's all ME!! It's MEEEE!!!! <evil laugh>
Me

It's obviously getting late there, huh? You've crossed over into that weird funny

From that Ha ha funny to This Milk smells funny...

Tushy tushy....

I got nothin'

Tam No--the You Smell Funny funny. I am a fast typer back and forth. And it's later for YOU. Or me also. Yes it's getting weird now. Let's go back to telling me I'm funny.
Me

ok...you're funny. And I love you.

funny LOOKIN!!!

Tam Thank you. I love you too. Good night.
Me just kidding...
Tam WAIT A MINUTE!!!
Me

ish

Wanna see osmething cool???

Tam

osmething? ok. sure

waiting.....

Me osmething = Odd Sumo Me Thing...or something like that....though if you ever repeat that I'll say it was you who got on my FB and wrote it to make me look like I said it...
before & after
Tam oh look at you!
Me NEVER to be shared....the first picture is a lie...
Tam lol--I just read what you wrote. You're funny. Or I am. And you look fantastic. Sexy mama! (don't blog that word. Mom will make the face.)
Me That's why I wrote Tushy Tushy earlier to ensure you didn't share. Mom would think you wrote naughty stuff when you were writing as me.
Tam Mom would never believe that. I am the GOOD child. She would probably think Adam somehow joined the conversation.
Me He probably broke into your FB and wrote all of this to make us look bad. Shame on him. (He probably wrote that to make it look like it was us pretending to be him pretending to be us but everyone will catch on....we're way funnier than this!)
Tam The first picture is a lie. I love that. You're funny. And you look amazing!!!

Oh yes. We are WAAAY funnier than this. Totally Adam.
Me Most definitely. Probably something he saw on that Simpson's episode he told us about...
Tam Or JYMN! Pretending to blame it on Adam so we don't suspect that we suspect him.

That sneaky fella.....
Me JYMN!!!...of course...how diabolical (which is something he would definitely say about himself...and then add this part to make it seem like it wasn't him but me (who's not me but him)...)
Tam I KNOW RIGHT???! Diabolical and sneaky. What you said.
Me

Seriously...we're hysterical (and I don't mean in the late night crazy way). Thanks for renewing my funny.

Oh....and I'm SO going to blog this...somehow...

Tam I DO think we are hysterical in the late night crazy way but ALSO I think I am the most funny for doing this all by myself. With two computers. And lots and lots of late night alone time. Being funny. All alone. By myself. Love you! (When you see this tomorrow on your FB I hacked.....) ♥
Me

Good try, Aunt Tammy! This is actually me DADE! And I WIN!!!! Buahahahahahaha!!!! (evil laugh as I ride off into the sunset....)

Luv you Mom! Sorry I hacked you but it was worth it!

Tam Dade we're gonna need to talk about how you know about the Simpsons.... Go to bed. It's 3 am there. Good night!  ♥
Me

Ok, this is Adam and I have to go to work tomorrow early so I'm giving in now and going to bed. You are the Queen. Don't tell Christy I said so or I'll tell her you hacked her page pretending to be me pretending to be her...

(stop being funny I have to go to bed...)

Seriously...how are you SO funny?

Tam

WE. It's a gift we have. Or curse at 3 am and have to be the last funny person. I yield to your last funny. Adam. Or Dade. Or Jymn. Or whoever I am.....BUSTED MOM!! (Don't write tushy tushy mom.)

I am ashamed of myself for just writing that. Again.

Me (as mom) (I thought it would ensure you didn't know it was me...now I have to go repent)
   
Tam you rock.
Me you scissors – I win
Tam meh
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   

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