I opened FB yesterday and found the following post on my newsfeed… Oh. Joy. :D (and I mean that!) – sadly, I was the only one online at the time…
Jymn -
The view out our back window! Uh, what is that?
Christy - Maybe you need to Eat Mor Chikin...
Christy - "Cow" did that even get there?
Christy - It's sure not hard to SPOT
Christy - Maybe you could MOOOOO-ve it
Christy - Maybe the Golf Couse has a Beef with you.
Christy - (I could Milk these puns all day)
Christy - You've probably already Herd most of these anyway...
Christy - Yet I can't help but Udder another...
Tamara - Jymn--don't have a cow.
Christy - Come on Tamara, Jymn, Cassie, Shelby, Jessica, Cindy - play along, I dairy you!
Christy - Ah! A BRAND new participant!! Yay!
Christy - Do I need to PROD you guys to get you going??
Christy - Alright, I'll try to be patient and wait for you guys to HORN in...
Cindy - Grab Toto and get in the storm shelter Dorothy!
Christy - Cindy-Mom...I'm concerned you VEALly missed the "That" in this picture...
Christy - So, she just turned up today?? You're sure you haven't seen Her-Bi-Vore??
Christy - Mom, maybe the storm was so cool that the cow got Past-ur-ize...
Cindy - Okay...so I copied the pic, I saved it to my desktop, I opened another program, I pasted it in, I super-enlarged it and, whatever it is, I still say "Get in the storm shelter Dorothy" because that storm looks as bad as any I heifer saw!
Christy - See there, folks! That's a PRIME example of good punning!
Christy - Come on Xander & Adam - don't come in on the Tail End of this one!
Cindy - Second rule of punning--if you use all the puns up yourself you'll find the CATTLE get everyone else's tongue!
Christy - It's RARE my family can't come up with something!
Cindy - We're just funny. Sometimes we might "toot our own horn" but we're careful to not make it a LONGHORN at least.
Christy - Alright..I'm going to bo-vine something else to do for a while...
Cindy - Going to watch a moo-vie?
Christy - Yep! High School Mooosical!
Cindy - Okay...we did our part for humor by being the laughing STOCK.
Christy - Well done, Mom, Well done.
Cindy - Oh, "well done" makes me think I'll make chicken for my guests tomorrow...or maybe I can do both and make Roost Beef.
Christy - Sear-iously, Mom...I am now stepping away from the computer...even if you post again...probably...
Cindy - I'm not a very good cook though. If it wasn't Sunday I'd probably just take them to a CALF-ateria.
Christy - breathing...breathing...walking away...I'll just STEER back this way later...I can do it...
Cindy - Okay..okay..I have a lesson work on too. The thing in the golf course is probably just a BULL-dozer anyway.
Cindy - John...I mean By-the-way...the "past-ur-ize" was my favorite.
Marie - I agree with Cindy...I would COWer in the storm shelter with those clouds coming.
Linda - Don't have a cow people, that storm is nothin to worry about!
Cassie - Teenage Moo-tant ninja...cow?
Cindy - Hard to tell so far away but maybe it's a GATEWAY
Jessica - Make sure "Steer" in right direction
Cindy - Okay...that last one was really a MILK DUD.
Cindy - If I was a CALF-eine drinker I'd blame it on being de-CALF_enated.
Jessica - well "hoof"
Cindy - When it comes to jokes I guess being a MILK DUD is better than being a BEEF JERK-y
Cindy - Okay, like Christy was earlier, I find myself punning to myself...we both might need a psy-COW-logist.
Cindy - On the other hand, it might be the cold medicine I'm taking. I think it could be HAY fever.
Jessica - Going to play "Hyde" and go seek
Cassie - You guys pick my only busy day to come up with such cow-culated puns. I've no time to "spot" a response before you've out moo-nuvered me yet again.
Cindy - But before I turn in to heal this cold with sleep, I want to clear up any question about what "that" sitting on the ground in the middle of the golf course is. I zoomed in as close as I could and now see that it is stuffed GROUND BEEF!
Cindy - Note to self: refresh screen to see if anyone else is responding also so that it doesn't look like you told Jessie her comment was a MILK DUD when you were really commenting on your own last comment because you thought you were alone in the night. Sorry Jess You too Cassie. Goodnight.
Jessica - It was funny! Love you mom
Jymn - That was awesome! I have been out and about, opened Facebook and thought "Wow! 51 likes and 5 comments! I'm popular!" Then I realized .... "51 comments!? (moment of silence sitting stunned) .... What is happening here!?" ..... Now I know. Have I mentioned I love my family? Well I do! "Hey Cow!!"
Christy - You can all PATTYourselves on the back for a job WELL DONE!
Christy - Seriously...Grade A puns folks.
Christy - Yes, a few of these were BUTCHERED but for the most part we pulled this off well...
Christy - So glad I was able to perSUEDE a few of you to join me.
Christy - And to all of Jymn's friends...his family is NOT grazy, we just find puns Amooosing!
Christy - Jymn, maybe they're just beefing up security on the course...
Christy - If you're really not sure what it is you could always just check the leather forcast!
Christy - Alright...shanks for playing along. I had fun but I'm running low on ideas. I've tried to steer clear of the offal ones but truly when the steaks are high you really have to just go for it!
Cassie - OH MY GOODNESS, Christy! Seriously, guys..how is she still going?! I'm calling you in during my pun unit this year.
Christy - Cassie - being out Moonuvered is MUCH better than being out Manured!! - my final thought for the day...unless someone else posts something at which time my OCD (Odd Cowpun Detector) will take over and I'll have to think of something else...
Christy - Cud this really be the end??
Cindy - Well, I had a great time but I still think you shouldn't ignore those storm clouds like Dorothy did. Remember they were severe enough to trans-PORTERHOUSE!
Christy - WHAT??!! -- FLANKly that really did make me CHUCKle. -- But truthfully, is it really any of our business where the Meat-loafs?
Christy - Alright...last one...besides, I have to admit that even I am finding that all these puns about CATTLE DRIVE me a little insane (but don't quote me on that or I'll tell everyone that you signed onto my FB and wrote this pretending to be me - and then wrote that to make them think it was me pretending to be you pretending to be me...)
Cindy - And now they all know why I mentioned the psy-COW-logist earlier. At least now we all know it was a COW on the ground and not a bull because to quote a bull "We-bulls-wabble, but we don't fall down."................... :--D
Cindy - (okay, I'll call it on myself...groaner foul!)
